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Balls Demotivational Poster

ALL I HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS MY BALLS AND MY WORD - And I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?

TAGS: tony montana scareface balls
Rating: 2.77/5

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Guest091 - June 30, 2009, 6:01 am
Classic line, classic gangster, classic movie. Sadly always geeting high on his own supply.

WITH GREAT MUSTACHE - Comes great responsibility!

TAGS: humor funny wizard of oz balls libs
Rating: 2.8/5

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Rosie - July 5, 2008, 1:30 am
I rated that at 5 just because that is a FANTASTIC stache!

MY WIFE - Got me a prescription said I'd needed it to survive here.

YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.


TAGS: my brothers military balls
Rating: 3.74/5

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CarlRedifi - March 5, 2010, 11:37 am
Hi Ryan
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 5:08 pm
or "gesundheit"....whatever floats yer boat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 4:54 pm
God bless you.
aesop's folly - November 21, 2009, 4:44 pm
Dood - October 24, 2009, 12:10 am
Eh...landed close enough in The Hump '05. Juicy Girls were f***in thieves.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:48 pm
Otherwise, you'd be a sister.
Lex - September 29, 2009, 3:55 pm
That's too bad. Songtan had a good selection of imports.The Gecko in Seoul was a great bar. Had a drink named after me. Called "The Bastard".
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 3:19 pm
h***er Hill is now officially off-limits to Mi-Guks...I hear Songtan is still open for business though!
Lex - September 29, 2009, 3:01 pm
"Ammo Bowls" for all. 604th ASOS (Zoomie for CACC) Camp Red Cloud, Uijongbu '03-'04. Get your boots on, we going to h***er Hill.
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 2:11 pm
Holy Hangul! Seems like Lex knows the "Way of the Bar Fine" and yakimandu! CSCT #3, Yongin, '95-'96 Brother!
Lex - September 29, 2009, 1:48 pm
2ID, someone send me some soju. 5 juicy girl lions.
GySgt1811 - September 29, 2009, 11:40 am
Yep! 5 devildawgs...

LUDICROUS SPEED - They're going plaid.

TAGS: spaceballs
Rating: 2.39/5

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CANADA - July 21, 2009, 11:22 am
Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed!
mafia - July 10, 2008, 9:32 pm
They should make that into a designer drug.

RESPECT - Taking out the baddest cat proves you got fur on your balls. Fresh in the joint you either earn your respect, or forever be called a lil pussy... cat.

SO LONESTAR..., - We meet again...

TAGS: dark helmet lonestar spaceballs barf alien
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 26, 2016, 11:43 pm
Space Balls, is it considered part of the Star Wars series still? Still better than The The Force Awakens.

IT'S NOT GAY... - Balls aren't touching! Although I'm touch.... never mind.



RICK MORANIS - "I'll teach you to Rickroll me."

KIRK'S TROPHY ROOM - ...And this I had commissioned to honor the size of my balls.

HALO 3 FAN BOYS - guys in red hate them

TAGS: balls
Rating: 2.93/5

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Seb - November 15, 2008, 6:04 pm
Not just guys in red, guys & girls in any colour.

EPIC FAIL - Mother nature wants you to fail.


TAGS: communication balls poster evolution
Rating: 4.35/5

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carebear - March 12, 2012, 1:14 pm
(carebear BANNED)

PRAIRIE OYSTERS - Moo+'s Secret Recipe. Bet You Can't Eat Just One... Or Even Just One For That Matter...


BALLS - This cat has them

TAGS: cat animal funny balls courage
Rating: 3.31/5

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miaou - May 3, 2010, 3:29 pm
LMAO. This cat can not have balls, this is a female cat. A male genetically cann't have more than 2 colors coat. Again, LMAO
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 3:44 pm
I don't think "cats always land on their feet" is gonna be helpful at this point...

BALLS... - Some people have huge ones.

TAGS: balls
Rating: 3.25/5

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rerun - March 27, 2010, 8:51 pm

King - lets not forget that ATD's family would be billed for the bullet...and if they didn't pay would get a free one of their own.
kingsholmmad - February 18, 2010, 7:32 am
No, ATD, history wouldn't have been different. You might have been a Communist hero briefly until the global backlash meant you were lined up against an anonymous wall and sh**. But, other than that, no different.
Anonymous Tank Driver - October 10, 2009, 7:07 pm
If I was driving that point tank, history would have been much different. I'd have to power-wash it off afterwards, naturally, but it'd have been so completely worth it.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 11:29 pm
Somewhere inbetween Sean's highly patriotic stance and Derek's pu$$yfoot stance, I belive that if just a handful of people here could stand up and... oh, say.... disrupt a townhall meeting...
Sean - October 9, 2009, 11:25 pm
Great poster. 5. That dude set the high water mark, much like that Yank who jumped onto the subway track in NYC to save that guy by lying on top of him to ensure that the train passed right over.
Kaarox - October 9, 2009, 10:11 pm
doubt he would have been that lucky.
Derek - October 5, 2009, 5:56 pm
Hope they helped when in front of the firing squad.

ball game over -

Fluffballs -

TAGS: fluffballs cute pet
Rating: 4.71/5

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kirill - July 2, 2013, 12:23 am
May the power of the fluff be with you...


STEREOTYPE BUSTING - Apparently cats have a thing for balls too.

TAGS: october challenge balls
Rating: 3.14/5

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DreMagnum - October 11, 2009, 12:58 am
Were bound to repeat pictures eventually
Sean - October 11, 2009, 12:53 am
ADDICTION When "because you can" becomes ... "because you can't stop."


TAGS: religious right conservatives balls
Rating: 3.1/5

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Derek - October 5, 2009, 5:27 pm
Or at least corrupt in several ways.

YOUTHCLUB - just isn't fun anymore


TAGS: if you dont see any balls in this picture look again
Rating: 3.36/5

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CPT Badass - October 11, 2009, 3:23 pm
notice. The kid used his left hand... Arabs wipe their a** with the left hand... And they dont use toilet paper...
_dog - October 10, 2009, 6:08 pm
Thanks Sean. And me saying it's open season on idiots is like, Daffy saying it's duck season. Or is that what successories means?
Sean - October 9, 2009, 11:30 pm
I'm sorry, but I find this excellent poster far too motivating for a 5 rating here on Motifake. But then again, spacedog did kinda say it's open season on idiots ... and that's not Successories type twaddle, now is it? 5.

JURIES - I wonder who's gonna be on Erik's ??

WATER BUFFALO - How do you water yours ??


TAGS: spaceballs cat pizza dead
Rating: 3.18/5

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TheGoat - March 26, 2011, 11:30 pm
That's not the kind of p**** I like to eat!


Something For Pain -

You're telling me -

She Who Must Be Obeyed -

TAGS: wife grow lawn bowling balls
Rating: 4.57/5

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Oldsod - April 8, 2014, 6:59 am
Well, she claims there is, but at our age...
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 10:36 pm
Gotta be at least one?
Oldsod - April 7, 2014, 8:28 pm
NOTHING quite lives up to her expectations!

Popular Gimmicks -

TAGS: eyeballs more important than ears for bands these days
Rating: 4.44/5

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RetiredUSNChief - July 6, 2013, 11:34 pm
Heh! Evidently "gimmicks" includes "Guitar Hero". At least the music isn't their own. :):)
EmilioDumphque - July 5, 2013, 7:32 pm
WAY too true!
Cannabal - July 5, 2013, 2:05 pm


TAGS: life throws you curve balls
Rating: 4.42/5

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flint - October 28, 2010, 6:32 pm
you know what! thats funny, 5l

HERE WE SEE THE FORUM TROLL - SUCKING UP A NEW LOAD TO SPEW this is also the perfect time to attack GO FOR IT!

TAGS: i would say go for the balls but we all know they got none
Rating: 4.29/5

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phydeaux - April 3, 2010, 2:35 pm
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:36 am
LOL! Winning hearts and minds, phy? This is a troll magnet! 5 ballsy L's!


HEY MA - Look at me I am playing with my whisker ball.



TAGS: air travel day early entry after for***** premature launch balls blast off falic
Rating: 3.38/5

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Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 1:41 pm
d***. Thanks, Zed. I never would have caught that. I guess I should have googled.
Zed - November 25, 2009, 12:08 pm
Funny, Bart, but the word you were looking for is "phallic", not "falic".
Chopperliscious - November 25, 2009, 6:18 am


TAGS: there s a theme here sport basketballs peta may have valid points
Rating: 3.38/5

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Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 12:36 pm
Thanks, Logic. That means a lot coming from you.
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:29 am
This is a masterpiece Bart! 5 empty-sacked Lions.
Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 11:46 pm
lamp* not lap...d*** typos.
Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 11:45 pm
Thanks for commenting. I'm glad it compelled you take such a bold step...of course, I once saw a thing on the news where a cat pushed a lap off a mantle and onto the head of its sleeping owner...You should probably keep one eye open. p**** is tricky.
agdaniele - November 5, 2009, 10:32 pm
I don't have a dog, but this moved me to tell my cats that if I had a dog, I'd love it more.

WHAT ABOUT THOSE RED BALLS... - They have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a parking lot. I think all cars should have them!


I GOT BALLS - Are they by any chance yours?

TAGS: balls
Rating: 2.67/5

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SPORTSMANSHIP - It doesn't apply to soccer

HELLO MY BABY! - Hello my honey! Hello my ragtime gal!

TAGS: spaceballs
Rating: 2.15/5

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Hasbunmb - March 10, 2010, 2:30 pm
Anonymous2 - March 9, 2010, 11:45 pm
Oh no, not again!


TAGS: balls your nonexistant
Rating: 2.09/5

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Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 5:55 am
Before you practice Karate with somebody.............make sure they actually LIKE YOU first.
Random - May 13, 2009, 7:22 pm
Then how do they hurt so much?!

HEY KID - Stop wasting both of our time, this is happening!

TAGS: humor funny wizard of oz balls libs
Rating: 2/5
Big Daddy - January 6, 2009, 4:15 am
its from Judge Dredd
electric chair guy - August 10, 2008, 10:48 am
godd***, who ever drew this picture had some mental issues for sure


Stress Balls -

TAGS: stress balls i cant stress enough how effective this is
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - April 8, 2015, 8:29 pm


Two Good Reasons -

TAGS: manspreading reason balls
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - June 9, 2017, 8:12 am
concern3 - June 9, 2017, 7:30 am
Oh what a relief it is, UP yours so to speak.
JesusWept - June 8, 2017, 11:27 am
Thanks O|O
Silverheart - June 8, 2017, 11:02 am

And mine are silver, so I try to avoid the clang clang. 5L

Names -

TAGS: balls mints names nicknames quote kick bounce
Rating: 4.54/5

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MissPriss - January 14, 2016, 2:22 pm
touché Mr. Gary....touché.
GaryO - January 14, 2016, 1:57 pm
I bet there's a difference, huh
MissPriss - January 14, 2016, 11:32 am
Which one...balls or mints? Gawd you're so evasive sometimes Mr. Gary ;)
MissPriss - January 14, 2016, 11:31 am
A Greeny 5er...now that's refreshing!
MissPriss - January 14, 2016, 11:30 am
Crotchety says....I'd Tic that Tac!
MissPriss - January 14, 2016, 11:29 am
Aw 'cern...you're just a sucker for a good mint...teehee.
concern3 - January 14, 2016, 5:40 am
A 5er, Anything that promotes pleasant breath I'm all for it. You might say I'm all in
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 13, 2016, 10:54 pm
Awesome! But they don't freshen--- never mind. Lol
Greeny - January 13, 2016, 10:39 pm
lol - 5
GaryO - January 13, 2016, 10:29 pm
Luv it

Those Balls -